xelamanrique318:

joshuakiryu319:

xelamanrique318:

jolene by dolly parton is honestly such a powerful song. i ain’t even got a man and i have a terrible fear of that bitch stealing my man

The reason you don’t have a man is because she’s already stolen him.

(via reflexes-of-a-mongoose)

pansoph:

when u find out ur on ur period it’s like Everything tht has happened recently suddenly makes sense like Oh.that’s why. that’s why everything is ugly and i am suffering

(via acidic-bodies)

nayan1:

*Gets Pokemon Go*
*Breaks into area 51*
*hears gun sound*

“ SIR !! This is a classified property”

Me: WHERE THE FUCK IS MEWTWO

(via reflexes-of-a-mongoose)

follow-the-bvtterflies:

dracos-amortentia:

What if Harry just obliviated Voldemort and none of the death eaters knew it happened so Harry just went about living a normal life and Voldemort was confused as to why all these people in weird masks kept trying to talk to him

Gilderoy Lockhart Potter, you are named after a Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher, who taught me the most important skill I ever needed to know.

(via reflexes-of-a-mongoose)

whouer:

eleanorbearder:

transgenderer:

name one difference between birds and children

CHILDREN HAVE EYEBROWS

think again

(via unescapable)